BaseHS: Card list

"Wait, how can you have a light in the dark? If you turn on a light while it’s dark, doesn’t that mean it’s no longer dark?"

"I berserk, therefore I am."

"ADD ME TO YOUR DECK, MAGGOT!"

"The Kabal print this on every package of illicit Mana Crystals: WARNING - DO NOT PUT WITHIN REACH OF ABYSSALS. THIS IS NOT APPROVED FOR USE BY FLAMING DEMONS OF ANY KIND."

"This is my Runeblade. There are many like it but this one is mine."

"It takes many years of practiced study in order to fully master agony."

"He trained when he was younger to be an acolyte of joy, but things didn’t work out like he thought they would."

"Pray for salvation. If that fails, pray for extra horns or bigger teeth."

"Makes a mean puff pastry."

"To be a cool cat in Gadgetzan, you gotta have bling."

"peerc rewop"

"If an Amani berserker asks "Joo lookin' at me?!", the correct response is "Nah, mon"."

"MOMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!"

"Most pandaren say his brew tastes like yak. But apparently that's a compliment."

"His new shampoo is really working!"

"He'd be a lot easier to animate if he would just stand still."

"The inventor of the Annoy-o-Tron was immediately expelled from Tinkerschool, Tinkertown, and was eventually exiled from the Eastern Kingdoms altogether."

"It's adorable! AND OH MY GOODNESS WHY IS IT EATING MY FACE"

"They don't make 'em like they used to! (Because of explosions, mostly.)"

"Originally he was called "Anub'ar Guy who bounces a guy back to your hand", but it lacked a certain zing."

"He's actually a 1/1 who picked up the hammer from the last guy."

"50% off fist weapons, limited time only!"

"He used to get work as a Spatial Anomaly, but he got tired of having his polarity reversed."

"What did you draw? Shhhh… it’s a secret."

"He’s really just a Blacksmith, but he thought the fancy title would bring in more business."